Redactions are really hard.

Welcome to the FBI (Parody) Epstein Files T-shirt

Two t-shirts over a dark ominous cloud background; the design on the t-shirts have a fake seal of the FBI. The top says: KASH 'K$H' PATEL'S and the bottom says FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION. Inside the seal is a pair of redacted documents that reveal the text 'REDACTIONS ARE HARD :(' and 'TRUMP WAS ON THE ISLAND'. There is a ribbon across the bottom that reads 'WHAT EPSTEIN FILES?'

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medium: Illustration

by WFL

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Kash "K$H" Patel (yes, he really uses "K$H" as his personal brand) is really doing.. Something.. As he leads the FBI, isn't he?

A closeup view of the seal from the t-shirt

He's definitely exemplifying the not at all dyslexic rearrangement of "FIB", given how many big whoppers he has told even BEFORE he joined the FBI, but I digress.

It's hard leading the FBI. Redactions are hard. Finding a jacket with a FBI morale patch on it even moreso.

Hell, maybe Kash should just buy one of these! Then he won't need to whine and stomp the next time he lands in the FBI plane but doesn't have any way to look like he is super relevant, important, and awesome..

..Because that damned dollar sign in his brand isn't doing him any favors, that's for sure.

This is the second in a series of original designs themed around real (controversial) things US agencies have done. Be sure to come back for the rest!