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Teach your kids and stop fucking banning books

I read Mein Kampf and didn't turn into Nick Fuentes.

- filed under So Fucking Obvious

In other news, my first dose of Orencia hit me like a gut punch

Expensive meds and specialty pharmacies, part 2

- filed under Gambling on Life

How hard is it to not be a 1-star pharmacy?

Expensive medications and specialty pharmacies

- filed under Gambling on Life

This isn't me gatekeeping, I swear

I'm glad I went to college, but.. Maybe don't?

- filed under Also, fuck Mike Rowe

Four goddamned pages of.. Rational exposition?!

I wrote a real, snail-mail letter to J.B. Priztker.

- filed under Risk of papercut

There's a lot of it!

Say 'hi' to all of Trump's bullshit.

- filed under Eat me, MAGA

Seriously Grainger, it's over. We're through. Get over it.

14 years later, and I still get Grainger targeted ads

- filed under Capitalist Dystopia

Also: $4,000 to conduct genetic testing on my spit?!

Insurance deemed the next step of diagnosis unnecessary

- filed under Gambling on Life

Shit, they don't call it the blues because it's happy

Accepting the truth: I will never busk again

- filed under A sad, sad song