Writings too subversive for LiveJournal:
My broken ass relies on you folks to get stabbed with the good stuff.
Measuring air quality and creating (sometimes vulgar) visualizations
With fall comes a rise (in pain)
Finally free after 8 years of living with a cane
A legend in his own mind.. Sometimes.
Pain, Precision & Pride
Turning simple tasks into obnoxious chores
Using the term “successful” loosely
Shove that coffee enema up your own ass.